jokes :D
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 @ 6:26 PM
Q: A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Q: What do you call a crippled prawn?
A: Lame Xia
A proton walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender asked, are you sure? And the proton replied: "I'm positive"
Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even float in space!
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this shit.
I'd slap you -- but shit splatters.
Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?
Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''
Q: What kind of house weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse.
alright, these jokes are just for you!
ahhahs, got it while searching for a few for lj :DDDD
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009 @ 6:26 PM
Q: A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Q: What do you call a crippled prawn?
A: Lame Xia
A proton walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender asked, are you sure? And the proton replied: "I'm positive"
Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even float in space!
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this shit.
I'd slap you -- but shit splatters.
Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?
Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''
Q: What kind of house weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse.
alright, these jokes are just for you!
ahhahs, got it while searching for a few for lj :DDDD
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